A quick prototype of a BDSM stress position toy

This is probably my most unfinished toy but I had to share as it was so much fun.


Locking day collar

For ages now I’ve been searching for a necklace for K. I knew she wanted some jewellery from me and I knew I really wanted it to mean something. But I just couldn’t find the right kind of thing.

There are some really impressive day collars out there. And the eternity collars look AMAZING! I will be picking one of those up one day. But there wasn’t anything that was discreet enough. I really wanted it to look like a sweet boyfriend necklace to vanilla people.

So I started playing around with ideas and this is what I came up with



the heart is split in half and the ends of the chain get locked inside. It’s held together by a security screw that goes in from the back. this way the length of the chain is easily adjustable. Just open the collar and snip a bit off of one end. This was cast in silver so it has a nice shiny look to it. It probably came out a little big on this first attempt but K thinks it’s awesome and enjoys fiddling with it. The design can be made a little smaller though.


I’m probably going to shorten the chain a little so the heart sit’s higher up. But I want to make sure it’s still a nice relaxed fit. As it stands it’s still tight enough that she can’t slip it off over her head which is what I wanted.



I may end up offering these for sale for around £200 if there’s any interest. if you want one please email me at notjoe@deviant-designs.co.uk

Non-touch cuffs connected to Project Applejuice



Non-touch cuffs


Project applejuice



Ashtray cuffs

Perfect for those kinky parties!


The birthday present

And people say romance is dead!!


Falcon Heavy Cunt Clamps

Elon Musk knew exactly what he was designing…he just invented a rocket company to throw people off the scent


Sir Says – Part 2 – This time with the nose

Because it’s more fun if she can’t use her hands


Sir Says

My take on the classic Simon Say’s game. Completely removes any temptation to get distracted